Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Evelyn-isms

Everyone has heard the phrase, or most likely has said it themselves, but "Kids say the darnedest things!". I feel Evelyn is no different and so I want to share some quotes from Evelyn that have made me laugh out loud, or made me marvel at her developing knowledge and her innocence. Keep in mind she is 3 years of age!


"Not a festival, a fair actually." Evelyn's correction to me after I called the event by the wrong name.

"Daddy farted on us!" or "Daddy, did you fart on us?" - No explanation necessary!

"Shall we dance?" Evelyn said to me after seeing me all dress-up to go out. We danced!

"You're driving me crazy!" - Unfortunately she got this from me!

"You think you're funny?" - stated while sitting on my lap, squeezing my cheeks together!

"Boo-Boobs"

"Butt-ocks"

"I've got a booger for you."

"Candyball" - Evelyn thinks this is what you say when you jump into a pool of water!

"Chickmunk" - Evelyn's version of the word Chipmunk

"Backset" - Evelyn's version of the word Basket

"Pock-sicle" - Evelyn's version of the word Popsicle

"Frogs don't drink juice, they drink water and eat bugs!" - Evelyn's response to our friend Jeanna who used the phrase "froggy juice" while washing off Evelyn's hands after touching baby frogs.


Well that's probably enough Evelyn-isms for now. I hope you enjoyed them! I am sure more Evelyn-isms will be posted as time passes!

3 comments:

Catherine Merciez Wright said...

That's hilarious. Don't forget..."Do you like my
butt-ocks?" Oh, that just made me miss her so much. Seriously Linda, hilarious post!

The Coppersmith's said...

That's so cute and funny!

Eddie said...

Not an Evelyn-ism but my favorite response is "I'm not a mangy monkey Uncle Ed, I'm Evelyn"

My response; :nope you're definitely a mangy monkey.

Uncle Ed